"I'm a singin' salmon, Spendin' all day jammin" ― Singin' Salmon, Gravity Falls


The Holy Mackerel is a melee weapon for the Flanker and takes the appearance of a fish. This weapon is a reskin of the stock Bat, meaning it doesn't have any special stats beside for telling the enemy you don't take anything seriously, after all you're beating them to death using a fish. Unlike its TF2's counterpart, the Holy Mackerel doesn't have jiggle bone physic, due to Roblox's engine limitation.